Tourism in Ghana / PHOTO REPORT |
NOT FAST FOOD - FAST KILL How to KILL your CHILD - FAST: VISIT the CHILDREN THEME PARK at La-Palm Royal Beach Hotel, Accra (Ghana) |
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Life Gamble now on for 7 months! Up till NOW (03.12.2009), the Ministry of Tourism (even in knowlege of the situation - since MAY 2009!), has not taken any steps, to close or improve this facility! Ghana-Net.com is calling on the Minister of Tourism: Take ACTION - BEFORE any person (child) is seriously harmed! This is NOT a JOKE! You GAMBLE with LIFE! Ghana-Net.com has NEW, latest pictures of this place - if needed! |
Welcome to the La-Palm Royal Beach Hotel, Accra / Ghana! THE HOTEL IS LOCATED DIRECT AT LA BEACH. A PLACE TO RELAX. A PLACE TO TAKE YOU CHILDREN. (IF YOU DON`T LIKE THEM...) |
I YOU WISH, WE TAKE CARE FOR LIFE AND SAFETY OF YOUR LITTLE RACKERS. LEAVE THEM WITH US AND WE "SORT`IT OUT" FOR YOU! THERE IS JUST ONE (1) THING WE ASK YOU; GET A TICKET FOR EACH OF YOUR BEGGERS AND THAT IS`IT.. (JUST GhanaCedis 5, THAT`S THE CHEEPEST WAY, YOU`LL EVER FIND) |
WILST YOUR ATTACHEMENTS ARE AT THERE LAST ENJOYMENT, RELAX! HAVE A BEER! CARE FOR YOUR SELF! HAVE YOUR PEACE OF MIND, THAT WE CARE FOR YOUR PROBLEM! (WELL, WE DO NOT ORGANISE THE FUNERAL) |
| IF YOU ARE NOT SURE ABOUT THE FASTEST WAY TO KILL YOUR CHILD; HERE SOME SUGGESTIONS: |
ELECTRO SHOCK (No 1)! WE KNOW THAT CHILDREN LIKE TO PUT FINGER INTO OUR WELL PLACED POWER SOCKED! 
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ELECTRO SHOCK (No 2)! WE KNOW THAT CHILDREN LIKE TO PUT FINGER INTO OUR WELL PLACED (OPEN) ENERGY SAVING BULB! 
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| AND FOR MORE FUN, WE ADDED SOMETHING TO FALL OVER!  
WHERE EVER YOUR CHILD PLAYS, WE MAKE SURE-YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR! JUST RELAX! |
WATER & ELECTRO AND YES, THERE IS WATER! SO DONT WORRY, THAT`S 100% ! 
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PROPPER INFECTION! IF YOU DO NOT WISH THE SUPER FAST SOLUTION, YOU MAY CHOOSE THE FOLLOW OPTION: (IN THAT CASE, THE CHANCE IS ONLY 50%) 
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HERE AN OTHER INTERESTING OPTION! SOME FOOLISH CHILDREN PUT A HAND INTO THE HOLE! HA, HA, HA ..CHILDREN..!  |
TO MAKE`IT PERFECT, WE LEFT SOME SMALL ROSTY SPLITS ON THE GROUND! (WE KNOW, CHILDREN LOVE TO PLAY AT DIRTY PLACES!) 
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 YOU TAKE CARE YOUR SELF (WE SELL CIGARETTS AS WELL) AND WE CARE FOR YOUR CHILDREN.. ;-) AKWAABA! |